Thursday, 4 August 2016

Suicide Squad

Dear All,
Welcome to the Month of August. The countdown has begun to a monumental, historic, groundbreaking, show stopping IMAX Lagos takeover.

It is indeed a Lagos takeover. From the street pole lights of Ozumba Mbadiwe to the famous Zenith bank road, down to the riverbank of the Civic Center, cut across the stretch of the Admiralty in Lekki Phase 1, The Filmhouse IMAX coming soon signage’s are well represented.

To the Generals of the development teams, lead by the Directors of the industry, we say thank you in advance as we anticipate in excitement the wonders and the experience of IMAX Lagos West Africa.

Film critics have labeled the movie Suicide Squad Worst Heroes Ever. Best Movie Ever! Mr Isaac saw the Exhibitors screening of the movie last week and this is how he best described his experience to me; Sir, it was Ali Baba, Okey Bakassi, Elenu, Clint D Drunk, AY, Akpororo, Helen Paul, Genevieve Nnaji and RMD first class combination.... I responded saying, how about Falz D Bahd Guy! He said no room Sir, Only nine heroes :)

Mr. Remi (FBM)

Suicide Squad: Movie Synopsis
A secret government agency run by Amanda Waller, named A.R.G.U.S creates a task force comprising super villains, the "Suicide Squad". They are assigned to execute dangerous tasks in exchange for shorter prison sentences.

Movie Review
In a "Dark site" buried amidst the swamps of Louisiana, the worst and most condemned criminals and wicked individuals are locked away. This group of psychopaths are very dangerous and irredeemable but against all odds they became top choice of a desperate US government to fight against extraterrestrial terrorists and always save the day against any threat on the earth and its citizens.

How? I know you would ask, of course yes - they must surely possess the moral righteousness to work together as a team to get the job done with a tiny remote-control bomb implanted in each of their necks to induce cooperation and train them to fight against any threat, this gave the movie a twist “Bad guys got humbled” but who will lead them?

Blame it on Batman, DC universe has gotten awfully dark in recent years, As things stand, Superman is off the scene; America needs protection, so Amanda Waller (Viola Davis) she is running the show, recruits the baddest and put them under the control of special forces hombre Rick Flag (Joel Kinnaman).

“Suicide Squad” stands to become one of the summer’s biggest hits, with a grafted-on appearance by Jared Leto as the (Joker), who is on the loose but fell in love with Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie). Joker has a plan to sabotage the mission just to reunite with his true love, Harley.

Harley Quinn, love they say makes us do crazy stuff, carry gag-themed weaponry, becoming a super-villain dressed in costume and killing countless civilians all just to put a smile on her puddin’s face.

Deadshot, the world's most dangerous lethal hit man who is going through some custody issues with his cute and adorable daughter. His aiming abilities are on point he never misses, his bullets can go through the eye of a needle.

Writer-director David Ayer has to hire Smith, yes I mean Will Smith, damn! This guy can turn things around make the dumbest movie sell. Deadshot (Will Smith) he becomes an eye opener and a motivation for the team as he uncovers a government secret that they shouldn’t be aware of. Deadshot made it straight from the beginning I am doing this for my daughter, that’s something though for a bad ass criminal, so people can change.

Guard your territory, there could be aliens in this movie, Will Smith made the right choice not to appear in Independence Day: Resurgence because he still got some aliens to deal with in the Suicide Squad.

Enchantress” the mystery woman you can also call her “The Transformer” June Moone who stumbled across a secret chamber in a remote castle and she got possessed by a powerful demon, which aids her with mystical powers to defend justice but for how long?, who wants to have an affair with a demon possessed woman, the government likes her powers but can she be controlled? Her heart becomes the only way to trap her down, can a psycho fall in love….?

Their secrets becomes their weak point, “The Enchantress wants to be free but she is still stock in June’s body who will help her, what weapon can she use?” Diablo (Jay Hernandez) with intense facial tattoo a former gang member from Los Angeles his past life of crime hunts him and really doesn’t want to fight anymore but the squad is ride or die, how can he survive this suicide mission? Don’t piss him off though, you just might get burnt, he wants to be reunited with his family at all cost, he is the fire man.

Hombre Rick Flag (Joel Kinnaman). The military officer put in charge of the team to make sure that they don’t get out of hand during these high-risk missions but harbors a hidden agenda to help him rescue his lover. He needs someone with no psychopath history to assist in handling the bomb remote controlled criminals, Katana (Karen Fukuhara). An expert swords woman and martial artist who is dealing with the loss of her husband.

Slipknot (Adam Beach) is a master of ropes being able to get the team out of any dangerous situation but instead he got the idea that they can escape the mission, maybe trying to test and know if the Waller’s bomb chip on their necks is really working, This guy has it, there is not a height that Slipknot cannot climb so long he has his ropes.

Boomerang (Jai Courtney) The assassin, a jerk who does not take is life seriously carrying with him a toy unicorn that he rather protect than any other member of the team. He talks about escaping but he will never try it so he sells the idea. The ability to throw boomerangs extremely well isn't exactly the most amazing ability about him in this movie.

Killer Croc (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje) Gotham’s City most powerful underground crook served 18 years in prison during which he murdered a fellow inmate for making fun of his look but his skills cannot be ignored Waller needs someone with an underground background. He is a bit of a cannibal with genetic condition that makes him look like a reptilian. His role gets more interesting as he claims his looks is sexy…lolz.

So, as I often say! whatever the case may be, however the week is going, everyone needs a little relaxation time as often as possible and it remains our pleasure to offer you that and so much more, because your comfort remains our priority. Until next week stay blessed. 

Mr Isaac

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